Secret Message by Courier to His Majesty, King Obama the First, from His loyal spy, Picaroon Rumfustian, upon the Privateer Ship Bain:
Forgive me fer sayin’ so, Your Majesty, but I be thinkin’ ’tis better to attack the evil brigand, Captain Mitt, where he is weak, rather than where he be strong. A broadside on Captain Mitt’s business record ’tis like attacking the tip of a pirate’s cutlass with your forehead.
Did Romney bankrupt companies?In port, th’ town criers be sayin’ that Captain Mitt be a corporate raider who used leveraged buy-outs to “loot resources, lay-off thousands, and drive companies into bankruptcy.” If that be th’ same as makin’ ‘em all walk th’ plank, then I be obliged to say, ’tis unlikely, Sir. Here be the four bankruptcies that ye be wantin’ Captain Mitt and the brigands of the Privateer Ship Bain t’ be answerin’ fer:
- American Pad and Paper (Ampad) – bought by Bain in 1992, went bankrupt in 2000. (8 years later)
- Stage Stores – bought by Bain in 1988, went bankrupt in 2000. (12 years later)
- GS Industries – bought by Bain in 1993, went bankrupt in 2001. (8 years later)
- Dynamic Details – bought by Bain in 1997, went bankrupt in 2003. (6 years later)
Read the rest over at AmericaNeedsMitt.com
